Friendly conflict infrastructure

Throwdown Swipe right to settle it.

Match with someone who gets under your skin, pick a time, choose the rules, and turn the whole thing into a mutual, low-stakes event.

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Petty disputes Big opinions. Small problems.

Social conflict Find your people. Find your rival.

Minimal bite No hospitals. Just high fives.

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Tinder
for fights.

Because not every disagreement needs a group chat.

Find your rival

Match with someone who gets under your skin.

Book a beef

Pick the time, place, and acceptable rules.

Keep it playful

We are here for fun, not felonies.

See matchups

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Find your matchup

92%Match for annoyance

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obviously

Chad, 27

! Debate style: Loud confidence

# Specialty: Parking spot arguments

* Record: 12-3 friendly

Trash talk Arm wrestling Board game grudges Basketball 1v1 Roast battle

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Beefs 2

Chad Active now

Today

You cut in line at brunch.10:12 AM

And I would do it again.10:13 AM

Parking lot. 3 PM. Winner gets the corner office coffee mug.10:14 AM

Deal. May the sassiest human win.10:15 AM

Throwdown set for Today at 3:00 PM Location: Office Parking Lot View details

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For problems that should not become podcasts

A whole ceremony for tiny beefs.

For petty disputes

Big opinions. Small problems. One clean place to make it theatrical.

Conflict, but social

Bring witnesses, agree on terms, and make the audience part of the bit.

All bark, minimal bite

No hospitals. No mystery violence. Just ego, rules, and a handshake.

The sacred constitution of beef

The app says no before your ego can say yes.

Every throwdown is opt-in, time-boxed, location-aware, and painfully clear about what counts as winning. If the terms are vague, the beef does not book.

Mutual opt-in Both sides accept before a chat opens.

Rules first Verbal roast, game challenge, debate, or other friendly format.

Public enough Locations favor witnesses, tacos, and easy exits.

Aftercare included The app nudges high fives, apology notes, and snack diplomacy.

The campaign poster

Exactly unserious enough.

The reference board stays in the bundle so the joke survives the handoff: hot logo, three phone screens, too much confidence, and one taco-based peace treaty.

Throwdown concept poster with three app screens

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